Marry Your Phone.
Make It Official.

The world's only official registry for human-object marriages. Because some love stories deserve a certificate.

Get Married — $9.99

✓ 3 official documents   ✓ Blockchain verified   ✓ Digitally signed   ✓ AI-personalized love story

IOMR · EST. MMXVICERTIFICATEof Marriagehereby certifies thatYour Nameandmy iPhone 15 Proin the bonds of eternal devotionCertificate No. MRP-XXXXXXIOMROFFICIALSEALRev. James H. Thornton IIIGrand Registrar, IOMR

How It Works

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Tell Your Story

Share your name, your beloved object, and your love story

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We Make It Official

Receive 3 stunning documents, personally crafted by our AI

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Forever on the Blockchain

Your marriage is permanently recorded. Immutable. Eternal.

What You Receive

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Your Love Story

An AI-crafted narrative of your unique bond

Written by our AI based on your own words, in the tone you choose.

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Marriage Certificate

The official document, beautifully designed, digitally signed and blockchain-verified.

Landscape certificate with ornamental borders, signed by our Grand Registrar.

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Blockchain Certificate

Permanent proof, verified on Polygon

Your marriage hash is permanently recorded on the blockchain with a QR code.

The Physical Kit

A premium printed certificate, a golden seal, and a wedding ring for your phone — all delivered to your door.

Currently sold out — limited first edition
IOMREst. 2016

About The International Object Marriage Registry

Founded in 2016, following the landmark Las Vegas ceremony where Aaron Chervenak married his smartphone, the International Object Marriage Registry was established to provide official recognition to those whose love transcends conventional boundaries.

We believe every love story deserves documentation. Our certificates are issued under the authority of the IOMR, permanently recorded on the Polygon blockchain, and signed by our Grand Registrar.

To date, we have united 2,847 couples across 94 countries.

2,847

Certificates

94

Countries

9

Years

Why Blockchain?

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Permanent

Once recorded, your marriage exists forever on the Polygon network. No one can erase it.

Verifiable

Anyone can verify your certificate is authentic using the public transaction ID.

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Unique

Each certificate has a unique cryptographic hash. Your marriage is one of a kind.

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Digitally Signed

Every certificate carries a cryptographic digital signature from the IOMR, making it uniquely yours and impossible to forge.

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Recently Married

2,847 marriages registered worldwide

Sarah M.

married her iPhone 15 Pro

February 14, 2025

Emma K.

married her MacBook Pro

January 22, 2025

Mia L.

married her Samsung Galaxy S24

March 10, 2025

David W.

married his OnePlus 12

March 1, 2025

Yuki T.

married her iPad Pro

February 7, 2025

Lucas B.

married his Pixel 8 Pro

January 31, 2025

They Said Yes

I got this as a gift for my boyfriend who literally sleeps with his Tesla. He cried. Best $9.99 ever spent.

Sarah M.

New York

The love story they wrote was so accurate it was scary. Our friends couldn't stop laughing.

James K.

London

The blockchain certificate is framed in my office. My car has its own certificate now.

Carlos R.

Miami

Frequently Asked Questions

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